💩 They Hate Us Cause They Anus – Funny Badge Reel

Add some unapologetic humor to your workday with this hilarious badge reel. Perfect for nurses, GI/colorectal staff, medical pros, or anyone who loves a little cheeky fun (pun intended).

✨ Why it’s awesome:

• Hilarious Design → “They Hate Us Cause They Anus” + bonus poop charm for maximum laughs.

• Durable & Practical → retractable reel keeps your ID, keys, or badge secure and handy.

• Conversation Starter → guaranteed to break the ice (or cause a few giggles at the nurse’s station).

• Perfect Gift → ideal gag gift for coworkers, med school grads, or your favorite funny nurse/teacher.

💡 Great for nurses, teachers, healthcare workers, office staff, and anyone who thinks work should come with a side of humor.

Because yes, you have to wear a badge…
but no one said it couldn’t be sassy. 😉