Claire’s Badge Reel – Funny Nurse Badge Clip, “I Got a Lobotomy at Claire’s” Reel, ER RN Humor, Nostalgia Nursing Gift

For every nurse who walked into Claire’s for an ear piercing and walked out with permanent trauma (and a glitter phone case), this badge reel is your spirit animal.

Featuring the hilarious phrase “I got a lobotomy at Claire’s,” this reel is a nostalgic slap to the brainstem. Perfect for ER nurses, psych techs, or anyone who still hears Avril Lavigne playing in the back of their mind.

✨ Perfectly retractable
✨ Made to survive Code Browns and flashbacks to frosted lip gloss
✨ Great gift for your favorite chaos-loving coworker

Add this to cart—before it gets another piercing.