If you’re already at rock bottom… you might as well decorate it.
This “Rock Bottom Is Cozy Once You Add Fairy Lights” badge reel is for the ones surviving on caffeine, sarcasm, and questionable life choices. Featuring a skeleton, flames, and just the right amount of unhinged energy — it’s dark humor done right.
Perfect for healthcare workers, teachers, office staff, retail warriors, and anyone who copes with stress creatively.
Details:
• Handmade resin badge reel
• Retractable cord for easy badge scanning
• Secure alligator swivel clip
• Lightweight but durable
• Sealed with a glossy protective finish
• Unique design with vintage-inspired skeleton artwork
Whether you’re charting, teaching, adulting, or barely holding it together — this badge reel gets it.
Add a little sparkle to your rock bottom.
