What Doesn’t Kill You Mutates and Tries Again Badge Reel – Funny Germ ID Holder

When life (or germs) won’t quit — they mutate and try again!

This adorable pastel badge reel features happy little microbes on a soft rainbow background with the hilarious phrase: “What doesn’t kill mutates and tries again.” It’s the perfect dose of dark humor for anyone in healthcare who knows the struggle of resistant bugs all too well.

✨ Details:

• Handmade with a glossy, durable epoxy finish
• Retractable reel with smooth pull for easy badge scanning
• Clip-on back — perfect for scrubs, lanyards, or belts
• Adorned with a colorful beaded charm for extra sparkle
• Ideal for nurses, lab techs, infection control staff, microbiologists, and anyone with a twisted sense of humor

🎁 Great gift for:

Healthcare workers, infection prevention teams, microbiology lovers, and anyone who’s survived a long shift and lived to mutate again.

🧫 Add a little infectious laughter to your workday — because what doesn’t kill… mutates!